Damn, there goes Dorothy!

It's windy today. And I don't mean some nice gentle breeze... I mean it is damn windy. Like tropical storm winds. According to the sometimes not so reliable weatherchannel.com, it is gusting to somewhere around 46 mph.

You already can tell a completely un-knitting related entry is coming, can't you?

So in honor of the wind outside, I am going to entertain you with an amusing email I received from my brother this afternoon. To catch you up to speed, the Loki he mentions is not the God, but one of his cats. Loki is an ocecat (sp?) and can chew through anything in 5.2 seconds. You've seen those cat dishes that claim to be chew-through proof? Loki cleaned one out in two days. Anyway... here is my afternoon amusement.

Wind-based predictions:
1. I'll discover that the truck can fly. Well, half of it as the rust won't hold up to this wind. I'll discover that the back end can fly, while I sit safely on the road in the front end.

2. I'll be blown to Oz, where I'll have a wacky adventure with a scarecrow, a wussy lion and a dude made of cheap aluminum. To translate, I'll be blown to Hollywood where I'll spend time with Christina Aguilera, the dog from Frasier and Robocop.

3. That giant, old tree outside of my apartment will soon become the giant, old tree inside of my apartment.

4. Loki will eat the tree in 3.75 seconds.

You're all probably scratching your heads and thinking this isn't that funny. I guess you just had to be here. Or be as tired and punchy as I am feeling here at work.